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Have some Entertainment ...
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** How Punjabi Professors speak English **
*Don't dare talk in front f my back..!!
*Both f u three get out f the class..!!
*Y r u so late..say yes or no..??
*Take a 5 cm wire f any length..!!
*I have 2 daughters,,both f them r girls..!!
*All f u stand in a straight circle..!!
*Be quite. The principle just passed away..!!
*give me the red pen of ny colour
*TODAY IN THE DAY OUR DEAN WILL BE ROTATING OUTSIDE OUR CLASSROOMS FR HIS CHECKUP!!!!!!!!!
*if techer want to say get out to the student & he can't remember the getout word then :
teacher: stand up and follow me....
out side the class room
teacher: now don't follow me....3
(this is real jock was happen)
*one professor at the submission time.
at 11.00am
student:sir, plzzzz give me signature on the journal.
professor:come later on.
student:sir plzzz.
professor:morning morning dont rotate my head.
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Top 10 Heights**
1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder...
** How Punjabi Professors speak English **
*Don't dare talk in front f my back..!!
*Both f u three get out f the class..!!
*Y r u so late..say yes or no..??
*Take a 5 cm wire f any length..!!
*I have 2 daughters,,both f them r girls..!!
*All f u stand in a straight circle..!!
*Be quite. The principle just passed away..!!
*give me the red pen of ny colour
*TODAY IN THE DAY OUR DEAN WILL BE ROTATING OUTSIDE OUR CLASSROOMS FR HIS CHECKUP!!!!!!!!!
*if techer want to say get out to the student & he can't remember the getout word then :
teacher: stand up and follow me....
out side the class room
teacher: now don't follow me....3
(this is real jock was happen)
*one professor at the submission time.
at 11.00am
student:sir, plzzzz give me signature on the journal.
professor:come later on.
student:sir plzzz.
professor:morning morning dont rotate my head.
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Top 10 Heights**
1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder...
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Do try it
Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try this ..
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!! !!!!!
Try this its actually quite good.
But don't cheat!
Count the number of F's in the following text in
15 seconds:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!
OK?
How many?
Three? (You r definitely male!!!)
Wrong, there are six - no joke!
Read again!
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
The reasoning is further down...
The MALE brain cannot process the word "OF".
Incredible or what?
Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go has
a brain of a Female
You can test this by asking a Guy/Girl near you
to work it out.
Do try it
Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try this ..
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!! !!!!!
Try this its actually quite good.
But don't cheat!
Count the number of F's in the following text in
15 seconds:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!
OK?
How many?
Three? (You r definitely male!!!)
Wrong, there are six - no joke!
Read again!
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
The reasoning is further down...
The MALE brain cannot process the word "OF".
Incredible or what?
Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go has
a brain of a Female
You can test this by asking a Guy/Girl near you
to work it out.